According to Mr. K: 2nd Edition

Pin It My 2nd most read blog entry of all time (2nd only to What Your Favorite Disney Princess Says About You) is my According to Mr. K post from April of last year. 

Since tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I thought we would do a 2nd edition of "According to Mr. K" since he is my Valentine. for. life.

So, here we go! 

According to Mr. K: 2nd Edition

Me: Do you remember when we did this last time?

D. Oh, yes of course. 

Me: The According to Mr. K blog post is my 2nd most read post, behing What your Favorite Disney Princess Says About you. How does that make you feel?

D. Makes me feel like I need to up my game. I can defeat the Princesses.

Me: Last time we chatted for the blog, you had some interesting insight into today's fashions. What is a current fashion trend?

D. It seems like, I don't know what they call them, but high-water pants seem to be a thing for guys. With fun socks and wingtip shoes. I seem to see a lot of those.

Me: Who is Tory Burch?

D. The inventor of Birchbox?*

*Editor's note: Love that he knows what Birchbox is

Me: Do you remember me asking you what the Pantone Color of the Year was?

D. Yeah

Me: What is the new Pantone Color of the Year?

D. What did I say last year? Mauve

Me: Kind of close, but it is actually Marsala. What color do you think that is?

D. a burgundy color?

Me: Who is your favorite Disney Princess?

D. Right now, Sleeping Beauty because I want to take a nap right now.

Me: What do you think that says about you?

D. I think it says that I enjoy a good nights rest and I like to lie in the same position as she does; on my back with my hands folded.*

*Editor's note

Me: Name 5 things I keep in my purse.

D. Your wallet, your phone, sunglasses, backup medication*, checkbook.

*Editor's note- I KEEP EXCEDRIN IN MY PURSE! 

Me: Why do women tend to go to the bathroom together?

D. To have discussions on how the evening is going or to compare stories. Or maybe it's a chain reaction.

Me: How did Lilly Pulitzer become famous?

D. Probably her name? It's a pretty good name.

Me: What is 50 Shades of Grey about?

D. Seems to be about a guy who is very wealthy and does not want to form actual emotional connection. But somehow, he has his eye on this one lucky lady that gets to be brought into his world of whips and chains.

Me: Why do you think it is controversial?

D. Because it's very descriptive in its language? And it's S&M? And still a lot of people are reading it...

Me: Will you go see it with me?

D. I don't think I will.

Me: Finish this sentence: "Money can't buy..."

D. everything.

Me. Fantasy Dinner party. Who are 5 people I would invite. Can be anyone dead or alive.

D. Audrey Hepburn, Ben Vereen, Lilly Pulitzer, Todd Chrisley from Chrisley Knows Best, and Frances Bean.*
*Editor's note: he means our sweet pup, not Courtney Love & Kurt Cobain's kid.
Also, this list is quite accurate.

Me. What is your favorite thing about being married?

D. Being with you!*

*Editor's note: AWWWWW!

Me. I'm not going to ask you what your least favorite thing is about being married.

D. ...Ok.